Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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