Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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