So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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