Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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