Whod you bang
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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