I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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