If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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