I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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