Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So gin and wine won't be happening again
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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