the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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