Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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