help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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