Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I think people are normalizing furries
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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