I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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