i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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