But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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