Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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