Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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