are you so shy because you have an std?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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