Your tits are I can't wait for
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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