so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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