I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
