no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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