Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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