Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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