go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She needs sedatives and a leash
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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