trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I understand Curling. That high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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