So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i think i just lost a toe
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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