Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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