He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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