You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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