"it" just moved
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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