I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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