when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We're too hungover to prance.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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