i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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