I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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