No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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