don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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