i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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