Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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