I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Shame - the story of my life.
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