he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
