i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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