i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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