Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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