Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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