And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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