I just threw up on my dentist
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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