I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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