Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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