is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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