The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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