no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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