Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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