So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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