But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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