That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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