that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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